all by my lonesome
my cat and joints get me by
He committed to how pissed off he was
I love how petty this is
I hope he brought the video to traffic court to contest the ticket lol
I love the poetry that this gifset ends with him running into a police car.
This is a tactic called Uncivil Obedience: where you follow the law so stringently that it exposes the injustice the law causes.
Alternative Titles for the Iliad
1-Hello Naughty Trojans it’s Murder Time
2-100 Times a Therapist was Needed
3-This War Really Wasn’t Worth it
4-Fight Club but it’s just Achilles
5-Patroclus Didn’t Deserve this
6-Things Historians Pretend aren’t Gay
7-Nothing Means Anything we’re all Going to Die
8-Hector Gets his Ass Handed to Him
9-There is no Heterosexual Explanation for This
10-Fuck it up, Achilles
11-Someone is Responsible for this but not Helen
(via archaicaesthetic)
writing prompt #73: Write about the lessons you learned this year. // lemonadeangelwriting (via wnq-writers)
(Source: wnq-writers.com, via wnq-writers)
i. january
it’s easy to fall back into old habits, but it’s far more rewarding to learn from them.
ii. february
you are capable of far more than you believe. spend your days breaking barriers you didn’t even know existed.
iii. march
mortality is fragile; he knew it, and you know it. there’s nothing you could have done to save someone who didn’t want to be saved.
iv. april
sometimes, you have to take responsibility for things you didn’t do in order to maintain necessary peace.
v. may
goodbyes are never easy; as your heart is ripped apart, remember they’re headed off to change the world. the opportunities are endless. be excited for them.
vi. june
don’t be afraid to trust; although others have torn you to shreds, the way he looks at you with soft eyes should make you believe he is different. he’s after your heart; give it to him.
vii. july
even an ocean between you two can’t stop the love you feel for him. no amount of vodka can drown it; learn to accept your feelings.
viii. august
it’s okay to put faith in your own judgements. your gut feeling is normally right, so listen to what it tells you.
ix. september
when you are patient, good things will come. don’t lose hope just because there’s a wait.
x. october
it’s important to know when to stop waiting and take matters into your own hands. if you want to know the taste of his lips, stop complaining and find out for yourself.
xi. november
kiss him whenever you can and tell him you love him with your words and without. take advantage of the time you have together because, soon, thousands of miles will separate you.
xii. december
stop holding back who you are, and allow yourself to be vulnerable for once. it will pay off, dear.
I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
This is so kind of them
(via barefootbikerides)
